owlcitymordred:

stagdoeandfawn:

catully:

brigwife:

latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

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wantonforwontons:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

Why does’t this have more notes

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My zen garden set up atop my desk. Let the calmness spread throughout my room 😌 #zen#garden#japanese#soasian#panda#shells#rake#calm#water#rocks#sand#vasewithredfoodcoloringthatlookslikeperiodnow

This is for someone special. #painting#art#special#birds#pigeon#MrUgly#wood#boardfrommonthsback#memories#ombre#memories#squishy&sharkbait

urinatings:

georgewashington:

what a faggot

watch your language u were a president

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mollywhopping:

this is the most important thing you will ever read in your life

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katskinx:

littledallilasbookshelf:

Who says heaven is not on the earth; for book lovers like me its right here :))

*gasp* that first one though.

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disminucion:

by itai2009

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lampsarepeopletoo:

they call me macklemore in math class because im like

what what what what what

what what what what what what what

what what what what

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dizzeedreamer:

I don’t understand schools.

If you have a broken leg you don’t have to do PE, but if you have social anxiety you’re forced to do public speaking

Ugh yes

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Starting a new canvas. 1/2 done; the background! 🐋🌁 #painting#almostdone#canvas#bluehues#background#paint#plains#blank#drips#sky

Last day with Pe3 seniors 👋😭 #seniors#pe#trackfield#calvinismyWindmillbuddy